You don’t need to be a world-class chef to know when your steak has been overcooked.

Eminem is fine and not embarrassing.

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

It was a documentary obviously.

I think we need to drop the pretense that college athletes are getting paid with an education if this is the kind of shit they say when they’re done.

You can have opinions about all sorts of things, but you are not allowed to have opinions about facts.  2+2=4.  There is no opinion to be had here, just as one can’t have an opinion about humans and dinosaurs co-existing.  

No wonder their coach is stressed the fuck out.

Where are their bones? There are no bones. It’s like they just walked off the edge of the Earth and vanished.

Is there something in Cleveland’s water that makes people believe in crazy shit like this and a flat earth (aside from massive amounts of factory waste)?

They really gotta fix that methane leak in the Cavs locker room.

“They got to be three times bigger”

I have a pretty solid theory that almost every person named Terry, man or woman, is a piece of shit. You know what the difference between my theory and Clarkson’s theory? Mine is true.

Redford, are you suggesting the Flintstones weren’t real?

Is being fucking dumb a prerequisite for all Cav point guards now?

Chest pains, lack of sleep, “troubling symptoms”. That sounds like good old fashion crippling depression to me. A likely side effect of being literally stepped over and stepped on by superstars your entire life. Prescribed treatment is getting the fuck out of Cleveland.

James Harden and CP3 both drive me nuts with this crap. They are both phenomenally talented players who can do things most humans could never imagine and are intelligent enough to understand exactly what the best basketball play is. Instead they do this horseshit and bitch when they don’t get calls or when someone…

I’d rather watch a big pound the ball with his back to the basket for 22 seconds than watch James Harden’s bullshit.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

Fixing a fight that badly in Australia should be a bootable offense.