Ignore this list. Wishlist SOPHSTAR.

Brazilian here. I can also 100% guarantee we have absolutely zero concept of Thanksgiving beyond “it’s that thing foreigners do”.

Rule of thumb: Everytime you consider saying “wouldn’t it be better if X used their money to fund Y”, assume they already are and you just don’t know.

Anyone thinking DMC will be good “because Castlevania was good” should really be more careful. Shankar had very, very little to do creatively with Castlevania, which surprises me why people believe he’s the face of its success.

Nearly everything in seasons 1 and 2 of that show already existed long, long ago, more than…

Do you call horses “centaurs” because “centaurs are half horse” too? Is Hydrogen also H2O “because water also has hydrogen”?

So what? In what ways are Zelda games not a metroidvania?

They said adios to try and remove the smear on their names as fast as humanly possible.

That’s one hell of a lot of projection.

Is “owning” a bunch of 0s and 1s associated with a 1/8th share of Apple somehow superior to “owning” 1/8th of a Bitcoin or even a blockchain-encoded picture of a Bored Ape?

Oh my god get this David Jaffe bullshit outta here please.

what with it being a Metroidvania and all

“I don’t like it but will buy it anyway”

I mean, took them long enough with all the nazi aesthetic fetishism they have going on.

“It’s playable as it is”, “it’s perfectly serviceable”

Dude that’s not what I want to hear about a game made to run on that specific console.

but I wish we’d stop pretending that there was some sort of narrative integrity that needs to be protected.

I love that they finally made it so that you’re playing as the title character.

Which is why I’m a bit bewildered to see so many people thinking it was JUST Disney that didn’t want it.

It’s funny when you think about it. The whole “realizable characters” thing Sakurai had going. I wonder what happened in the “realizable” that Sora is possible. He quite obviously isn’t.

Waluigi was by far the best choice, for a million reasons. But some fans are ok with half baked representation of their favorite characters I guess. I’m happy my character (Simon Belmont) is fully featured, so I have absolutely nothing to complain about. Sora however feels incomplete and super generic even by Smash…

I’ll then name my character Chef Kiss and have the same result.