So of course he deserves to be in a horrible relationship and lose tons of money in the process. Mmm hmm.

The irony of all of that was that the court transcripts that came out painted a picture of a borderline abusive relationship, all right, but Paul wasn't the one who wound up looking like an abuser.

When you know that John Lennon was an abusive, fame-hungry egomaniac, the song "Imagine" loses all of its saccharine sweetness. It's just meaningless words, sung by a stooge.

This is a golden rule. She's a fucking piece of work, that one.

I was not aware of that. Pattie was also a huge drug addict though, even during their marriage, which is something she had in common with Clapton. That's why Clapton ended up leaving her- he got clean, she didn't. I still think John takes the cake for worst Beatle. He basically abandoned his first son, Julian, when…

The Rutles! I loved him in that, as the reporter. I love The Rutles, period. What's funny to me is that some of their songs are actually not hilarious and good on their own merit, though my favorites are still "Cheese and Onions" and "Ouch". He also was in "Life of Brian", and helped finance the movie because he loved…

PEOPLE: If you love your child, do not trash their father or mother. Love your kids more than you hate your ex.

She is wrong. I'm no fangirl, but The Beatles aren't just some one hit wonder. Has Heather Mills ever been parodied on Sesame Street? Does she have many albums of her music as lullaby compilations? No. Kids know.

Well I wouldn't expect his to mention someone he divorced. Linda died. Pretty different.

No wonder the Dickensian tots are following her about!

OMG PAUL SIDE EYE GIF THANK YOU.

"When I go down the street," Mills said, "It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Paul McCartney? Wasn't he on that show Wings?

Your 6-year-old has good taste. My favorite is George too. He was such a gentle soul, and such an amazing talent. His voice was my favorite, and I prefer his solo stuff to any of the others. Plus, he was in The Travelling Wilburys!

"Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals."

My 6 year old totally loves The Beatles, and Paul is his favorite (because he's 6—I'm partial to George). Take that Heather Mills!

"No one even knows who that is" is my favorite shady bitch move. Like when someone says, "oh hey, I saw [name of ex friend/boyfriend]." and I'm like, "who?"

That is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. I know who Heather Mills is, yet I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup unless she had her prosthetic leg off.

It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'" She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."