*amateur sports

I know you said it was the first in Nationals jerseys, but we gotta remember that the Expos completed 10 triple plays and the Nationals are stupid and GIVE ME BACK MY TEAM!!

WOW don’t hit people in the head..

Original Café Mix or GTFO

I hope you shooting people isn’t a some random clichee you use to justify your fear.

So someone has dragged you out of your car and you shot them?

Max Paccioretti won out. Grow up Max.

Military-styled sports gear makes me sick. Since when is it cool is glamorize war? That stuff just supports war culture and aggressive nationalism. Military is state activity that doesn’t need your help or “support”, just your independent vote. Unless you’re into war-mongering for the benefit of the arms dealers.. in…

So Café Mix isn’t actually the #1 cereal?

Nats: Pitch to me you chicken shit!

So you don’t check the toilet paper to make sure you are clean? #mudbutt

Sitters: how do you dispose of the toilet paper when you are sitting? Do you roll it up is a ball and dunk it through your thighgap? or do you roll it like a joint and drop it like a pencil behind your back? Either option seems risky. You guys are crazy.

Bath sheets! Am I doing it right?

How about they investigate Rogers for systemic billing fraud. Can I just ask the police to go knock on their door and ask them some questions?

losses

I’d make Rogers pay the full bill too.