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“Brownish area with points” is also acceptable.

plus pizza, casual bar make outs all over town AND MORE PIZZA.

Miley is responding to the breakup like any of us would—by smoking weed without a shirt on.

Maybe it’s because I’ve read a lot of pieces praising him that were written by feminists?

I can’t believe I’m going to defend Goop, but is it not possible she had a prior commitment to attend that dinner? Something she agreed to do a long time ago, perhaps?

I am a fairly difficult person to like, so I sympathize with Princess Goop. She seems to care for her friends and I bet she actually listens to her kids dinner time stories. I’d smoke half an American Spirit cigarette with her.

Well, it helps that the way my pelvic bone sits compared to my slightly angled cervix means my vagina has a “tight spot”...it can make properly placing super tampons annoying and it made my IUD placement awful, but I find it means that I usually always get a second shot at someone if I want it.

He’s not as much a feminist as he claims to be? (I’m thinking of the rape episode.)

i got denied for SNAP last week so anything related to it makes me super crabby, but also $80 a plate for a special event is really not that expensive? like that’s something your rich friend’s parents would attend, it’s not super outlandish in my opinion. but still fuck you for your greens and tortillas, gwen, please

I have a friend who was in labor for 96 HOURS before finally relenting and having a C section. Her baby was 11 lbs!

I have to agree. What she did was bring focus to something that needed attention. Her intentions were great and I applaud her efforts. We are talking about the SNAP challenge. We see how little (healthy) food she could buy, so what if she went to an event. We don’t even know if she ate anything. Judging from the menu,

Look it. Gwyneth is obnoxious. We get it. BUT the media hasn’t talked about the lack of food choices and hunger for the poor in this country is YEARS. Can we at least applaud Gwyneth for bringing attention to this topic? Tomorrow I’ll go back to making snide comments about Goop.

After like 9 hours, I tried to “tag out” with my husband and made him high five me. It did not work and I had another 6 hours to go. This poor woman..

Well this is pretty much terrible.

why wont u answer me in the morning tho :-/

After two I would be like, you know what? I changed my mind.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

What I wouldn’t do to be Rihanna’s fallback fuck.

Also, it doesn’t hurt that she named her cat after me.