You should! I worked hard on it and it is about a nice new way to have sex.

EVERY time the word "plankton" has appeared in the article or the comments I've initally read it as "plantains" and smiled like, "clever sharks! plantains are delicious!"

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

The Handmaiden's Rosebud

Mark,

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

And I bid you good day and goodbye.

for awhile now apparently, only I just noticed this week. (it's slow @ work).

I want to have a mimosa-laden brunch date with this sentence.

can't both be beautiful?

No it wouldn't, because "women" (read: white women) being compared to animals does not have the same historical weight as "black women" being compared to animals. But of course you knew this already. You wanted a chance to type "race baiting."

It's so unfair how privileged black women are, right? Speak truth to power!!

Buying one copy to read and one copy for the archives!

I don't know if you're really joking —or playing off your desire to revoke the 2nd as a joke to try to limit the insane gun nuts. Either is fine, but I wish liberals would argue for a repeal —even if just to move the debate further left. Fuck these gun nuts. It's mind bending that there is a right to own a killing…

Really? Cause part of me completely agreed with your first sentence.

I think it's time the government seriously consider revoking our Second Amendment rights because these motherfuckers don't deserve it.

I don't think she is secretly a feminist, she seems like a pretty strong, girls first, self-assured chick. Feminists can be romantics, right?

Um there was a rumor that she was browsing the "feminist book section" at McNally Jackson. They do not have a feminist book section there but I want to believe so badly

I liked all of your post. But the all cat version of SVU? Genius.

I almost feel a little embarrassed for Robin Thicke. Naming his album after her, the obvious song titles... it's like the celebrity version of a text/voicemail/Facebook barrage begging to be taken back. Is he going to look back in a few years and feel shame? Or is he not self-aware enough?

Sena Cech: "I was abused by Richardson when I was 19, while I was working in debt to my modeling agency that sent me to his casting, and I was quoted in the article. "

Just so the people defending him know, THESE are the types of models he targets. He doesn't go after financially secure models with a strong command of…

All I could think reading that ego massage piece of mansplaining was I hope Wallace was paid well for ignoring any sense of his own internal moral compass.