Picture hanging is a pain in the ass when you're trying to line up 4 frames in a square pattern exactly the right distance from each other. I'd rather chain saw a tree than hang pictures. Or wire my with cat6 Ethernet cable. But not sand. I hate sanding and the cleanup it involves.

I adore Cecily Strong and I am not ashamed to admit it.

I really wish more writers would sit the fuck down and learn the difference between who and whom. I don't expect everyone in America to know this, but if you're getting paid to write, it might be a good idea to learn some basic grammar.

Miscarriages happen for a lot of reasons. I know this is Lindsey Lohan we're talking about, but your statement perpetuates the idea that if a woman has a miscarriage it must be her fault. Miscarriages are very common. Spreading this attitude towards them only brings more pain to the women who have to suffer through…

Unless it was an abortion and she's calling it a miscarriage just to get sympathy

I think (though it's been a while) that Linehan wants to give the disorder a new name more to distance it from the stigma attached to the borderline diagnosis, than because she takes issue with the diagnostic criteria.

No, a lot of mental health professionals aren't really questioning the validity of BPD. It has a specific set of diagnostic criteria which serves to prevent its being used as some kind of random catch all by competent providers. Crappy doctors and therapists might well be misunderstanding or misusing it, but that's on…

Can't it be both? Yes, only Lindsay can make the decision to use or not use drugs ... but it's unkind and immoral both to stick cameras in her face, and to hand her a bunch of money she's not in a position to refuse. I agree Oprah's not a social worker and Lindsay should know that, but I still think she's doing a…

Thank you for saying something reasonable. Just because LiLo has the tendency to backslide into being a hot mess doesn't mean she has to expose every iota of her interiority. And just because what she says may sound like rationalizing doesn't mean that rationalizing can't be an important and necessary step in…

"Not wanting to talk about her recovery only proves that she's not working the program, because the whole point is to talk about it."

I feel for her because it looks like she is lacking the tools and self awareness to overcome her problems. But at the same time she is just so bloody frustrating I can't watch the documentary.

I mean, at the end of the video, it does sound like she's being real and honest about her drinking. I wish her luck. It is difficult, I'm sure.

I'm not saying she should or shouldn't be allow to sue the state, but if you think your scenario is even remotely analogous, you're an idiot. I'm guessing you're trying to be funny, but you're not.

Well, that's what I get for not reading all of Dirt Bag. Pretend I wasn't here.

I missed that particular bit of gossip. But, I completely believe they are in love.

I agree with you about Jay-Z and Bey and Kim and Kanye. Beyonce always looks like she is hanging on every word he says. BUT, I don't doubt that Jay loves her, too. I just think he doesn't show it much. On the other hand, I think part of Kanye's open adoration of Kim is based on his pride (and disbelief?) that he got…

Okay, I'm just going to say it: Kim and Kanye maybe the most awful vain people in the world, but they are seriously one of the only high profile celebrity couples where I actually believe that they are genuinely seriously in to each other. It's kinda sweet how Kanye looks at her like all the freaking time. He seems…

Get a paper bag.

Seriously. As a full time worker and mother, there are some days where the microwave is necessary. Most days we are cooking from scratch, but I hardly consider myself a lazy asshole for reheating leftovers in the microwave once in a while when we are in a hurry.

You know, I find it odd that a website that berates women for not calling themselves feminist, and is so frustrated by the number of stay at home moms and unbroken glass ceiling, is now berating women as "lazy assholes" for wanting to spend less time and effort cooking. Sorry I'm womaning wrong for you, but I thought…