I mean, I don't find the no eyebrows thing attractive at all, but Kendall Jenner is still a far cry from "ugly."

I don't understand the point of dredging up a 22-year-old art project. Is this just for laughs? Are you trying to discredit Mia Farrow by making her look like a psychotic scorned woman? She has already said that this isn't about her; it's about her daughter. Can we just stop speculating on how ill- or well-adjusted…

Oof, pretty weak gossip this morning. No offense meant to you, Callie. You did the best you could with the talentless fame mongers populating this column.

I have no idea but if anyone knows what article that is, please share. I really want to read it.

Thank you for writing this! Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to everything you said.

He's a two-time Academy Award nominee who's worked with Aaron Sorkin, Judd Apatow, and Martin Scorsese, among others. No telling whether he'll be permanent A-list, but he's definitely an A-lister right now.

WHAT CRITICISMS. That show is a thing of absurd beauty.

Oh, come on. Demanding that bisexual people adhere to a strict code of public decency goes hand in hand with assuming that bisexual people are sexually and morally deviant. I get that you're on the good side of this battle, but with that attitude, you're only helping our enemies.

Hahahaha. Michelle Rodriguez isn't even white.

It was actually the very first episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents! Based on a Roald Dahl story called "Lamb to the Slaughter," as others have pointed out, and written for the screen by Dahl himself. It was also one of just a handful of episodes Hitchcock actually directed in the series' run.

Come on, dude, that's CLEARLY Romaine. /jk

I know you're being facetious, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_per…