Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

IT NEEDS TO HAVE A PENIS FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WITH IT

The most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life occurred on the Metro in DC. Note that during my years riding the Metro, I saw and smelled every body fluid imaginable, people in every imaginable state of undress, etc., you know...the usual for a subway system. But all of that paled in comparison to the Milk…

I beg to differ...

That lady looks nice but I can’t even get through 5 seconds of video because of Fucking Piers Morgan’s Fucking Piers Morgan Voice.

Four years from now Piers Morgan will look like Winston Churchill. So... probably not.

This doesn’t work as well as you might think it is. Guys that really like to hear themselves talk are also kind of big babies and just take it as an insult which they then blow out of proportion.

Reminds of the bullshit Salma Hayak pulled with Jessica Williams. Like goddamn it. Basically everyone needs to read some goddamn bell hooks and Roxane Gay.

I have a confession to make:

I usually don’t complain about typos but these were distracting in quantity and level of obscuring real meaning.

“No empathy”

I hope someone sets you on fire and laughs about it. Post a video, so I can laugh at it too! Prick.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Patiently waiting for scientists to investigate these shenanigans.

he is kind of super religious too (which fine, be religious but keep it to yourself please) and then the whole thing with the cat.

“noted the Affleck character in the movie is told that you can’t be prosecuted for accidentally killing your children.”

What about Miss Congeniality 2? Can’t leave that one out, Bobby.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.