I loved (and still love) Dream A Little Dream.

Come on, Kirk Cameron.

I realize he looks like he’s 12 in this pic, but in my defense I *was* 12 when he was on Growing Pains and thought he was FINE.

But what is a squirrelfran?? I googled it and everything. Respond soon, plz or I’ll be forced to slurp some alch.

This is a lovely sentiment. I had PPD with all 5 of my kids (but going from worst case to best case...so that was good...I think...) I’m a single mom now and it is just...so much. It’s overwhelming. There is so much to do and do precisely that there's not much time for reflection. I generally just don't feel feelings…

Here’s hoping he and his dad both catch on fire

Come on, people. Do better. Gah.

Maybe it's a male stripper factory.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS EVEN THE WORLD ANYMORE?

The UU church I used to attend had their own version of...is it Ash Wednesday when you get the cross of ashes on your forehead? They gave us crosses on our forehead in glitter because, as our minister would say so blissfully “We aren’t made of ashes, but of STARDUST.”

I had Essure. If you click on my screen name, you can check out my kinja blog that details my story. Basically, my OBGYN who delivered my last child recommended Essure as a safe, simple permanent birth control method. I asked her about side effects. She said I would have at most 3 days of mild cramping. I researched…

I literally had two sets of coasters, each one featuring a different frighteningly nonsensical quote from him. I wonder if they still make those.

I love the name Evelyn. It’s my youngest’s middle name.

Please let me correctly punctuate.

I was 11 or 12 and was changing clothes in my room. My dad barged in without knocking to ask me something and I shrieked and covered my bare chest with my shirt and he said “Oh, come on. It’s not like you have boobs yet.”

I was Jem for Halloween when I was 7.

This is horrible. Also, I keep reading his name as Ben Folds.

I read this and was like “...how would that work?” I’m a single mom of five. Do I just usher them out the front door and wish them luck with their life?

I'm a single parent who only works 40 hours a week. But I have 5 kids. There is no 5 hour block that I can leave them unattended to cook.