Matthew McConaughey is crushing everything he touches lately.

And why exactly is his accuser more believable than him? Do you guys have some sort of super human ability to tell which person is telling the truth? It's laughable how many people have that ability tonight.

but that's not how you spell PAC12

"I vehemently deny today's allegations made by Chris Kluwe".

It sounds great in theory, but here's the reality:

Chris Kluwe (2012): 45.0 avg, 39.7 net, $1,633,333 salary
Jeff Locke (2013): 44.2 avg, 39.2 net, $405,000 salary

Except Jezebel would no longer accept them. The old Jezebel would have. It used to have a great variety of voices and opinions. Now it has a stultifying conformity and the business with the comments and the grays has fucked up any reading of vigorous arguments too.

I'm way, way fatter than you, I promise, so I understand everything you just said x a million, except that I can only ever fly anywhere paying $1000 for a first class seat and even then it's a struggle. The issue with your article is that while the conceptual points are all well and good you have to understand that…

Not just annoying, but that special combination of annoying and self righteous.

Thank you so much for this. The whole premise of this article is a farce. While the subject itself may be worthy of discussion, the anecdotal 'evidence' of fat-shaming at the beginning of the story is laughable. It sounds like Lindy was completely self-absorbed and not very empathetic with those around her (How could…

"Recently, I had to get up early for a 7 a.m. flight to attend a family member's funeral. I only had about an hour's worth of sleep, because I was back and forth between phone calls making arrangements. Things at the airport were crazy as usual, and the flight wasn't looking like it would get out in time. Right at the…

So many all caps, so many ellipses, so many asides in parentheses. I'm glad I wasn't in the seat next to you on this flight, you sound like a very angry person that is just mad at everyone because... (BECAUSE) you feel they are judging you, when actually its maybe because... (BECAUSE) you just give off an an angry…

Here's What It's Like To Be Annoying On A Plane

Welp, considering Browner's suspension was for a non-PED (as was Thurman's and Irvin's), yes, it's just you. These guys keep getting popped for pot or adderall. not PEDs.

Why does missing an NFL drug test when you're in the CFL count as a strike against you? Was he still in the NFLPA and therefore still subject to the rules? That's all I can come up with.

Aircraft carriers are about projection of air power, not naval power.

Plus, Im pretty sure GTA showed a guys dick before they showed boobs. STOP OBJECTIFYING MEN ROCKSTAR!

Have you forgotten the terror and murder that have been caused by false accusations of rape against black men? Look up Tulsa City Riot.

So the only things Winston is guilty of raping are about eight overmatched ACC teams ...