Aron Bynes got dunked on.

If I have to read one more dumb column about the mediocre Wizards, an almost non-existent fan base or the possibility of a once great, now a shell of himself former MVP going to said mediocre team, I will go Bobby Portis on Chris Thompson or Albert Burneko or most likely both. All this while they laughed at the…

A Huddersfield keeper’s dong, to be specific.

Allan Houston: *ears perk up*

I mean, he was the best player on the best team in the NBA that year. I’d say he earned it.

Well let’s see here. Would grunfeld picking up Rose as a sub be anything galactically, remotely in the same universe as asanine as  his his decision to trade Ray Allen for Gary Payton? Of course not so quit the whining.

I loved, loved, loved Derrick Rose earlier in his career, just for his incredible, explosive athleticism, and the gutsiness of his style. Knee injuries took too much of his athleticism. His jumper flattened out because he can’t get the same lift under it; he struggles to finish inside because he can’t rise up and over…

He is also utterly incapable of playing anything even close to winning basketball, and that is that. The only way that he knows how to exist on an NBA floor is with a style of play that he is hilariously incapable of executing with any degree of efficiency.

Oops, there she is! Hello, lover!

“Coach Pastner and his legal team have continued to keep Georgia Tech fully appraised of the situation”

Tom Ley provided the in-depth analysis that is that hallmark of Deadspin reporting and what one comes to Deadspin to read.

Where is the Bruno Caboclo countdown meter currently sitting? Is he finally just two years away or is he still a year away from being two years away?

I don’t hate the Knicks trade. Mudiay is definitely butt but was not supposed to be butt. But McDermott has no future with this team so he’s butt too, or at least butt for the Knicks. But could a change of scenery make Mudiay un-butt? Probably not but it’s basically a free roll. I think it’s fine, it’s a two butt…

I’m not the first to point it out, but this take by Ley aged beautifully.

That’s an upgrade from his time on the Patriots where Brady called him Street Rat.

Poor Matt Flynn, further erased from the history books.

Bad news, Niners fans. You know how Giuseppe Verdi has a really cool sounding name that actually just means “Joe Green”? It turns out Jimmy Garoppolo is just Italian for Matt Flynn.

What could go wrong?

The J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

Puig probably banged somebody’s wife.