*stares at screen*

Right?

Kendall was once pregnant with Scott’s baby, but she sacrificed it to the Seven Gods of Calabasas. Scott’s baby is now in Kylie’s womb, and it will remain there until she too decides to send it back to the Great Seven, who will then consume its soul and grow even more powerful.

He’s surprisingly good on Penny Dreadful, though that may be because the character was written to fall right in the sweet spot of his acting skills.

“Two more inches would be great.”

I have never more in my life been in love with and simultaneously wanted a man to be my father than Stanley Tucci in this movie. My love for The Tooch is never ending.

Had to remind me, didn’t you?

I want so badly to admire Emma Stone. I loved Easy A. Really just adore that movie. But jeezus fuck is she making it impossible. Between this and The Help and how many Woody Allen movies? I'm kinda done. She is not Olive.

My romantic gesture is to lock my naked boyfriends to bridges. They stay there until they freeze to death, symbolising that our love lasts until one of us is dead. Much better.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.