I thought Jim Carey was best known for making that creepy as fuck video love letter to Emma Stone?

I’m still offended by how they kept cutting to her during the Oscars whenever Selma or black people in general were mentioned.

I read this as “red bean bun” burger and I wonder why that doesn't exist yet?

I have relatives in the Carribean who only have one or two rooms with AC.

This is just depressing to me for some reason.

If Bobby Finger were to become famous enough to end up in tabloids, would the universe implode?

Those candies always looked inviting but just tasted like paper. Candy store deceit!

Remember when he and Scarlett were presented as the next A List couple a la Tom and Nicole?

I know its just that shade of lipstick/blonde clashing with her skin tone but every time I see Rita Ora I think she needs immediate medical care.

The stretching and squishing is reminding me of the menu screen from Mario 64

A lot of assholes just like making people uncomfortable.

A WORLD FULL OF YES TO THAT HEDGEHOG/GUY FIERI COMPARISON!

Joshua Jackson is definitely worth flaunting, though.

Those Cosmo tweets are like when your mom learns a new slang word.

Do you have a butt? Just put the drugs in your butt.

Its hilarious because the young actresses cast opposite seasoned 50+ actors just make them look craggier, more dried out and closer to the grave as ever.

I hope they get millions. This shit is so creepy.

My cousin studied agriculture at college and saw cows like this when they did field studies. She said the side was plugged with what looked like a bathtub stopper. Yuck.

I was showing my friend this app on a DNA testing website (23andme) that showed me all of my genetic cousins in the database. We were clicking around and looking at the pics and Facebook links to see whether any of them looked like me and she saw I had a third cousin in Scotland. She clicked the picture, and said “OMG…

Its really one of the few children’s movies that holds up as an adult rewatching it. Its a good comedy, period. I wish they still made smaller films like this for families where the comedy works for every age range. Now all kids seem to get are franchise fantasy/sci fi films or Pixar. I feel bad for them.