I thought Jim Carey was best known for making that creepy as fuck video love letter to Emma Stone?

I’m still offended by how they kept cutting to her during the Oscars whenever Selma or black people in general were mentioned.

Is the test supposed to be broken? All I see is a list of the companies social media profiles and its logo. Is this part of the test? Have I already failed?!

Did anyone watch the film Stoker? It was so VC Andrews-like that I thought it must have been some kind of adaptation. It wasn’t, though it was written by the hot guy from Prison Break, so thats something. He must have been somewhat inspired by them somehow.

The only thing I got from this is that somebody is still playing Sim City BuildIt. That game became extremely boring after a week.

I read this as “red bean bun” burger and I wonder why that doesn't exist yet?

Apple has always ripped off the competition (but made things prettier and easier to use). Remember the Palm Treo?

I think some of these women get off on the idea of hurting other women and like living vicariously through their serial killer husbands stories of rape and murder. The fame and interview opportunities are icing on the cake.

That Danielle Steel thing explains why the sex scene in the one book I read of hers (left behind in a summer rental) was so creepy. Even by romance novel standards. She likes her men rapey.

I have relatives in the Carribean who only have one or two rooms with AC.

This is just depressing to me for some reason.

If Bobby Finger were to become famous enough to end up in tabloids, would the universe implode?

Those candies always looked inviting but just tasted like paper. Candy store deceit!

Remember when he and Scarlett were presented as the next A List couple a la Tom and Nicole?

Most of them are actually really cute in an alien facehugger way.

So many grandmas are going to ask why the sound doesn't work on these tiny movies :(

I know its just that shade of lipstick/blonde clashing with her skin tone but every time I see Rita Ora I think she needs immediate medical care.

The stretching and squishing is reminding me of the menu screen from Mario 64

A lot of assholes just like making people uncomfortable.

A WORLD FULL OF YES TO THAT HEDGEHOG/GUY FIERI COMPARISON!