Idiot. Fuck you.

This happened to my Grandmother and the celebrity in question wasn’t really a dick, but it’s kinda weird. My family had a bookshop in LA that was open from 1905 to 2010 and specialized in rare books. Everybody in my family had worked there at some point. In the 1950's my grandma was working at the counter and a well…

The nicest refusal story I’ve heard comes from a friend who spotted Paul McCartney. Sir Paul was in a hat and shades, obviously trying to be incognito. But when my friend talks to him, he engages my friend in a little chit-chat. My friend asks for an autograph and McCartney says “Sorry, if I do that, people will…

Only sexually assaults the finest women.

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

She let a dying man have one last breath and kept his party from throwing him into a pile of corpses. He was caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women. He’s done, but his rot infested campaign can still bring down the GoP House and Senate. By not “obliterating” him last night, Hillary kept the GoP…

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

“I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

We lost, what happened?!?!?!?

Slick Pence, Trump the bitchier

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

peter thiel is writing an op-ed about the terrible infringement of privacy as we speak

Yea, I don’t get why people thought she was going to attack Donald mercilessly. Everytime she attacks him it gets spun as either:
Why is HRC so negative, why doesn’t she talk about what she will do, not why Donald is a buffoon? OR
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton trade verbal attacks!

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

I don’t think he has an excuse, either. He’s clearly unprepared and unfit to be president.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Same. I got dehydrated and overheated at graduation and spent the entire night and most of the next day throwing up. And my head hurt so much I couldn’t see straight. The paramedics rolled me to my dad’s car in a wheelchair and gave me a stack of barf bags for the ride home.

You do realize that’s a temporary condition right? Not a major health issue.