This take is so bad, CNN should offer you a prime time slot!

Trump continues to gnaw into Hillary’s already razor-slim lead.

Stop being fucking dumb. Go look at the electoral college map, then realize how out of touch with reality you are. Also, if you support fascism. You are a fascist.

He’s going to get trounced.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

I don’t even have a joke. I hate this shit head and all his brain dead cultists.

Not to worry. It’s all a part of his pivot!

Which everyone knows he’s the best at pivoting, it’s what people are saying, no one is better especially not CROOKED SHILLARY!

Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

Oh wow. Is there any greater gift that Trump could have given us?

A mayonnaise sandwich on white bread is more interesting than this guy.

However, she is not Trump, who wants to create a police state to continue to profile and brutalize my people, and he is not Pence, who wants to control every aspect of my uterus and keep teh gays in the closet.

So, I’ll hand them my vote in November…

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Its interesting what makes people happy. Seems separated into two groups: Those who are happy for the winners (even though they are not their team), and those who are Schadenfreudists asshole humans who are happy for someone's failure/misery (justified or not).

I’m biased as I live in Louisville but the hate on Kentucky is unfair. Northern Kentucky is nice. Bourbon trail is fun.