Decent view from the office, though lately I’ve been so busy with the Trump transition team that I can barely enjoy it.

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic

We all know a relegation system can’t work for football in America.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

worst Christmas songs of all time

One in hole!

I’m just telling you the vibe I get. I get the same vibe from you.

“Our prayers are for the well-being of the woman involved in the original incident, and for our 10 teammates to ensure they are treated fairly.”

The absence of criminal charges does not mean the absence of rape.

Well charges were never filed. End of story there right. Must be nothing at all to see. Lord knows upstanding police departments the world over have never neglected to do their job before when it came to student athletes and sexual assault. Phew, glad we can all Move on now 

It’s just “Ukraine,” there’s no article needed. “The Ukraine” is what it was was called when it was part of the USSR and it’s seen as a huge insult in Ukraine.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Hatches, ranked:

I’ll see you soon on Morning Joe, and on the op-ed page of the New York Times

Have you seen Maru trying to get on a swing? It’s one of my daughter’s favorites.

Side note, the Angels are installing breast augmentation stations at their stadium.

Contestant: [watches video above]

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."