Russ deserves MVP just for wringing 10+ assists per game from that dogshit roster.

Yeah that’s not true. They could just not write about him and their already lame NBA coverage wouldn’t be hurt by it. That argument has never made much sense, “We must write this because the people are clicking on it!” Just b.s.

That’s cool.

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

Yep,

Ballaban can’t stomach writing anything but anti Trump propaganda.

Foxtrot was one of my favorites, not I can hardly read it because of his constant political avalanche.

It feels to me like the last time this carrier was mentioned on foxtrot alpha, it was all about how bad the new system was, how the carrier doesn’t work, and how they should do steam.

The US won’t tell journalists their military strategy!

THEY MUST BE IDIOTS!!!

Queue thinly veiled Trump slam piece.

True, it’s not Lifehackers fault, but it is the fault of their parent company.

Step one: Don’t live here illegally.

Of course Kotaku won’t admit it, and will be on the side of the media (for obvious reasons), but the media who attacked Pewdiepie are scared of him. They actually do want to bring him down because the media are scared YouTube is taking over. They’re slowly dying, and they’re grabbing onto any story they can just to…

Not a sex crime, the photos were deemed “newsworthy” by myself, and my scumbag buddy AJ who sleeps in the tall grass down by the river.

The ghost of Gawker is strong

Because lots of people will choose to click on an article about potential Emma Watson nudes. ‘Emma Watson in her underwear’ sounds less exciting to people.

Clickus-baitus

If the photos of Watson that were leaked aren’t nude photos, why does Jezebel’s headline say hackers have leaked nude photos of Watson? It seems best to keep headlines about a sex-crime as accurate and non-click-bait-y as possible.

Don’t ruin the narrative of people who don’t watch football (unless you count the Superbowl Halftime show) but still like to pretend the Patriots specifically target white players to sign.

Get with the program — lazy stereotypes are the new thing in Trumpmerica.

FOH with your “facts” and reasoning.

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.