“Not only is it a problem overall, but really specifically with respect for children,” Trump told reporters at the White House, with Melania by his side. “We may very well have to do something very, very strong about it.”

Its just not needed.  256gb isn’t enough space for you?  Offload some shit onto the cloud, which works MUCH better with icloud than with any of the android options.  Even with my 32gb or 64gb older iPhones I never had an issue with needing space.  If you want to continue using sd cards and needing adapters and readers…

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

They’ll have to do 5G on some release, and probably will do the reverse charging, but I can’t see the others ever happening (and you missed out replaceable batteries).

“My Emperor,

You are unclothed. Bare as the day you were born. As your naked resplendence is too much for the mortal eye to bear, so mine eyes must turn from your glory, and toward mundanity. I shall walk forever in the shadow of your toadstool, ne’er again to turn my head toward the fires of your Scrotal Sodom, lest…

We will miss his level head when it comes time to sit down and hash things out with the Taliban.

Notice that it is not dated. He folded the letter, put it in his pocket and has been carrying it with him until the day he inevitably resigned.

I find this image both incredibly entertaining and horribly depressing.

...which sort’ve describes most of the shit coming out of the Trump admin that isn’t directly/indirectly fucking over other peoples’ lives.

There appears to be no date on it. Perhaps the letter has been in Trump’s desk drawer since Bolton was appointed, just waiting fro Trump to pull it out and “resign” Bolton?

Maybe Bolton made it into a paper airplane and threw it into the Oval Office knowing it’s be the only way to get Trump’s attention.

I’m guessing so it would fit in a suit jacket pocket. Literally playing it close to the vest.

Moreover, why is it folded vertically? That's psychopathy right there. 

More ridiculous than asking if his wife married him for his money?

Same. He looks like he’s having a blast, burning it all down. He’s rich, he’ll be fine, who cares, LOL.

Mnuchin has the biggest shit-eating grin. I cannot stand that fucking guy.

Offstage, White House spokesman Hogan Gidley reportedly muttered “is CNN a mess?” in response.

Fuckin’ AI!

Unlike the new defender, this is actually awesome looking. Sad it’ll never get made, or if it does it will lose everything that makes it cool and be another boring SUV. 

....and nothing remotely similar to this will be built.