Still better than the silent acquiescence of our legislature.

do NOT make the mistake i did for this post and look up “black rod” on twitter while at work

The dumbest thing is that there’s no incentive to do so. LED Light bulbs are a superior product and it’s in everyone’s best interest to produce more of them.

Shut up, tomato.

What does Trump think that light bulb manufacturers are going to do? Are they going to scrap their LED plants just to build more incandescent bulbs? Why would they do that, when all indicators show that LED bulbs are gaining market share, regardless of government regulation?

You’re 100% right. This absolutely had to be composed by Trump himself, likely in the very way you describe, or perhaps by demanding Pence’s password (like we couldn’t guess; it’s “mother”).

pale...you fuckhead. PALE. if you’re going to troll, troll well. also, she’s a moron and hypocrite of the very first order. what about the sanctity of marriage? or do we write that off because out ‘leader’ raw dogged a porn star, directly after the birth of his 5th child, by his 3rd wife? fuck you!

as a woman, i can’t say i’m enamored of the phraseology but, extending it both ways, it holds true.

Move over Mike Pompeo, we have a new contestant in this week’s Kiss Ass Rodeo!

This would be a big news story, but today these family stories just palin comparison.

Yes, he’s clearly coming out ahead in this transaction. 

She wants someone to “look out her front window and see Russia”......Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.

She wants someone to put ‘lipstick on her pitbull’. Wait, what are we doing?

“Sucks for them I guess.”

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

But the sanctity of marriage...

She wants somebody to “frack her national parks.”

So who gets custody of the guns?

She’s looking for someone new to “drill the frozen tundra.”

There’s something satisfying about this happening to people who care so hard about projecting the image of being an all-american christian family.