Hold on, ima need The Count from Sesame Street...

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

Very quick UK update...

He looks like Kevin Nealon in that wig.

The cocaine is a perfect aid to staying awake through a Lana Del Rey set.

Its simple. Transgender is believed to arise from a difference in the wiring of the brain vs. physical anatomy. More explicitly, one can be born with a brain hard-wired like a male and the anatomy of a woman.

But there is no such “hard wiring” for ethnicity, and more specifically, our culture. Culture is usually…

So.....he looks exactly like everyone expected then?

Joke, yes. Apparently an actress named Virginia Raffaele. There’s more:

This is a joke, right? There’s no way this is really her. Must be some sort of variety show, no?

Chris needs a exorcism not classes. And what is it with Bella Thorne? I am 35 and I do not know who is this girl & why I keep seeing her bare ass everywhere.

All I ever wanted was to be Christina Ricci in Casper so I could make out with Devon Sawa.

AND SPEAKING OF DEVON SAWA!!!

Devon reports that he and co-star Christina Ricci were never romantically involved, despite playing opposite one another in two excellent kid/coming-of-age movies.

This has been your Devon Sawa Update!

Sitting here eating a little box of Sugarfina Paloma Por Favor grapefruit slices “infused with Casamigos Reposado” and feeling dumb for giving the Cloons my money. These are fucking delicious though.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

They’re offensively ugly. No chins, and the slicked back hair makes them look like serial killers. Eric looks like Voldemort, except with hair.

They watched “American Psycho” and thought it was a self-help movie.

My goodness, them boys are ugly.