This is my doggie’s contribution to our engagement photos....

I want to party with this guy.

I had bad reactions to a couple of BC pills (but especially the patch!) and then went off BC entirely for awhile...then got the Paragard and was happy with it except for the 8 days a month of intense cramping and bleeding. Two years ago I had the Paragard removed and got a Mirena and it is wonderful. No issues at all.…

If I were rich I would definitely pay someone to carry out my elaborate plans for themed parties like this...

If I was rich, I would definitely throw elaborate themed parties like this.

GIF PARTY

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever wanted to hang out with Kim Kardashian. Love this so hard.

No one does.

Be fair, you didn’t expect that.

Are you DEFENDING the INQUISITION?? LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL

begs people to treat others as they would wish to be treated

It is a sad culture that attempts to demonize an institution that preaches love at every turn and begs people to treat others as they would wish to be treated.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

Also, please give me back bun heads. Pleaaaase.

OH MY GODDDDD. YES. Like...SO EXCITED.

ARE YOU KIDDING. ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW. PLEASE LOOK AT MY BURNER NAME AND SOMEONE GET ME A PAPER BAG TO BREATHE INTO STAT. OMG. OMG OMG OMG.