Both of them would be discovered about 2 seconds into their walk. There are a lot of people in NYC and these people are extremely famous.

Leicester by far.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

This is a fun story, particularly because it’s hard to dislike a team that is a new franchise and hasn’t given us enough reasons to love or hate them yet.

I’m so goddamn happy after this game. 4-0 in the 3rd period for the Bruins. I’m drinking and jumping around. DeBrusk is a stud, Bergeron is a Jedi and Pasternak is magic.

He didn’t exhaust one option: forfeiting the game. That would have been the right thing to do. Then he could have asked the other team if they want to have a joint practice or a pickup game, or just shake their hands and go out for pizza. You don’t always have to win.

I think it would be really hilarious way to score a moral victory if the opposing team, down 82-0, stopped throwing any hittable pitches. Walk 45 runs in in a row. If the batter tries to swing at the horrible non-strikes, bean them. Force the game late into the night, far into the triple digits. In fact, maybe you…

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

I just watched this, a few days ago.

I’m betting she’s really in her 30s, kind of like that weird horror movie from a few years ago.

This is gold. I joined nextdoor during hurricane Harvey because my neighborhood was being hit really hard with the dam releases (long story short, everyone around me flooded but our house made it through, huzzah) and I wanted some info. Now that it has passed, it’s the usual posts about certain people wink wink nudge…

They don’t see it because they don’t want to.

Back in my day, the English language didn’t evolve or change over time!

Awesome opinion, bro.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

This seems like a far more fun fantasy league than the lame ones where you just pick players and get points because they do well at baseball stuff. Just imagine the thrill you’d feel down 10 points entering Sunday, but knowing you have Joe West behind home plate in a nationally televised game!