It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

Just because life is shitty as fuck elsewhere doesn’t mean we have to feel guilt for how “good we have it here.” Progress and equality are not mutually exclusive with backwards ass societies.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I don’t really mind that this skit isn’t all that clever because I can appreciate how utterly absurd it is.

If Netflix knows what I’m watching all the time, then why does it have to keep asking me if I’m still watching?

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Because he’s speedrunning. Getting to the end of the article with as few words read as possible is the most popular speedrunning category on the internet. 

Madison,

Kim, please.

Why would you not read the article

Yep. Yet another victim to YouTuber Voice Syndrome (YVS). It’s a disease that affects the vocal chords of YouTubers and makes them needlessly ramp up their overacting.

Neat accomplishment. Tried to watch the video. Cringed.

The NFLs concussion protocols continue to be complete bullshit. Somebody, not on a team’s payroll, needs to be protecting these guys from themselves and the coaches who obviously care more about a win and preserving their jobs than if their players are able to speak in complete sentences in their 50s. If a guy that…

Couldn’t watch the 2nd half, had to just keep refreshing Google. I don’t know why I love sports so much since all it does it make me super anxious...

Um. No. Much like therapeutic confidentiality, if someone is a threat to someone’s life or safety, that goes out the window.

+Ten

This needs a lot more stars.

“Citing Bitcoin’s volatility and increasing processing fees”

That is truly awesome. Good for him, and good for her, too.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?