Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

“If your going to critique, at least be accurate.”

Dragging someone like that can cause serious damage to their arm and shoulder. That right there is child abuse. There’s a reason a fellow teacher took the picture, immediately reported the incident, and the school immediately fired her.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

Is that the wonderful April Ryan I hear?!

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Agree’d Tom! My solution was easy. I just stopped watching basketball.

Love that this “accidentally single handedly started an HIV outbreak” motherfucker is the face of responsible conservatism.

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

I’m assuming on a show like Survivor the participants would have to disclose their medical history.

I don’t watch Survivor, so I really have no idea how they handle most things, but I watched the full 15 min part of the show devoted to his outing, and I read Zeke’s essay. He was on the previous season, so I doubt he had any illusions about what would or wouldn’t be used. Plus all of his teammates were really…

Remember, he was a returnee castmember: I think the fact that CBS chose to not use it as a dramatic tool in his previous appearance (can you imagine another reality show doing that?) suggests that they were pretty much as Zeke has outlined. 

Oh, the irony. I wonder how the CFO of Conde Nast feels about this.