whatfreshhell
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whatfreshhell

My money is on Jeff Samardzija. The Cubs will still lose the game, however.

Not really. That would require 3 balls that have been hit into the field of play, in which case there is a possibility that they fall for hits. It's primarily random chance that not one of those 3 hits results in a hit. Whereas with a strikeout (one of the "True Outcomes") removes all possibility of a hit. Doing 3 of…

Instead of pall bearers, Pedro Martinez will throw him into his grave.

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Because I'm not allowed to go to the lot and just "look" without being hassled. Because they still think "working out numbers" is still a phrase to use. Because they don't stop calling you about your visit. Because they want to sell you the car they need to hit their quota, not the car you want.

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Underage drinking is not exactly a shock, but when the authorities get wind of a school-sponsored group that's *requiring* it, they're pretty much bound to take action.

She didn't fall down the stairs... or slip... she hopped down.

Judging from the first 30 seconds of the video was it "bring your pet raptor to the ballpark" day?

So wait when an employee shows up late two days in a row I should bean him with a fucking chair in the back because he is not showing respect for me by showing up late?

It's never reasonable to throw a ball at 90+ MPH (if you're really being that picky, as if an 89 MPH fastball doesn't hurt while a 95 MPH does) at another player just because that player got you for two HRs in a game.

I wonder if her parents thought her (the main offender—she seems like the ringleader here) Slender Man obsession was just something kids these days are into. Her statement exhibits signs of a serious break from reality. This entire situation is just so sad.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

It was as perfect an inning as a pitcher can possibly have.

"Small Pocket" teams.

So, so, so, so, so missing the real gold from this game.

Oh knock it off. She didn't walk around with her vagina out, so it's not comparable. YOU walk around topless all the time, because you have that freedom and we don't.

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and that other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."