That's why her hair is so big—its full of self-awareness

As a former professional in real-estate, I never found residential properties to be desirable (as lucrative as some may be); commercial is just so much easier! For example, with residential, you run the risk of having to evict a tenant -which is a surprisingly difficult and lengthy process- whereas a company is much…

That's the funny thing, right? At least when you back a Kickstarter project by an established studio, you know they're not going to flake out and suddenly stop writing updates after a year.

But how will Brian Gionta play without a jersey for the rest of the New York series?

It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

Yeah, cause who doesn't love forking over $500 deductible + increased renewal rate + decreased resale value (thanks carfax). Fuck you.

My 6-year-old son asked me about going to Sea World the other day and I was straight up with him and told him my feelings (without being graphic). By the end of the conversation he was ready with a plan to go down there and set the whales free. Fuck Sea World!

I appreciate the coherent rebuttal, but does the show/documentary/whatever really tarnish his story significantly? Does it devalue his tears and reaction last Saturday? He gave up a big chunk of money by coming out before the draft, and the length of an NFL career isn't guaranteed. Does this side project really make…

I hope you get a paper cut at work today.

The NFL literally makes (or at least made) teams participate in a reality TV show which followed players around during actual football time. Stop acting like this is a big deal.

Where's this outrage for Hard Knocks? Seems like a pretty big distraction, IMO.

Mr. Sam has a very small window to make money in the NFL, especially as a low-round pick. He's worked for free for his college and his high school. If he wants to make money through a show that may actually have a positive impact for people who are struggling with the implications of coming out or learning to live in…

California. The only state that allows it. And I couldn't imagine driving a bike anywhere else that doesn't. And every country in the EU allows it.

Well they would be wrong, but that's not surprising. The nature of the two sports and structuring of their seasons and post-seasons just doesn't allow for the NFL to match up to the NHL in that regard. Packers-Bears have met 188 times, including post-season games, in their long history together. Montreal-Boston has…

Shut up. It's relevant if you like hockey.

Because Boston-Montreal is the most storied and frequently played rivalry in any of the four major sports in North America. It goes beyond two good teams playing hard against each other, there is a visceral hatred of the other team from both the players/coaches and the fan bases. It's been a bloodbath for almost 100…

They live in California. This kid was up at at least 3:30am for this, I would fall back asleep too.

There is no way in hell I am reffing that game.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

"lol, what kind of retard would get offended with ANYTHING to do with internet?"