I think it's a joke based on the trope about self-replicating robots, such as Skynet in Terminator, because now it's easy to make circuitry without needing access to, say, a factory.

Now with more Jay and Dan!

Yeah, b/c watching warm ups is so fucking exciting. Idiots.

I don't watch much ESPN anymore so I have no idea who Sarah Spain is, but I've just become a big fan of hers.

No one can keep fucking that chicken like ESPN

Girardi immediately checked for pine tar.

This is a high leverage situation for Carp, as he is trying to avoid getting the hook.

The militia above is Russia pretending to be a militia.

Or, as Vladimir Putin himself said, they're just Russian troops.

and hobbling?

Sure, the guy looks bad, but you've selectively edited this video. If you let it run a few more seconds, it's clear that he turns and hands the ball to his hooker.

I think you are spot on that they should make pine tar or some gripping agent legal. I mean it can't be a free for all though. You can't let guys just walk out there with anything they want covering their body. You can't allow gobs of pine tar because if you use enough, then it can be used to make the ball do funny…

I don't get it, when someone moves to a new city, they should instantly switch team allegiances?

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Two things: Last time neither team made beef, and reports stated Farrell even contacted the Yankees dugout during the game to ask for their guy to clean it up. Because as we all know, everyone does it, but some do it more discreetly. Discretion has and is the key here.

Farrell is sending a point — we didn't say anything last time, but now you're just being dumb

I wish they had a camera on Farrell for that part. "No, dammit, his neck. CHECK HIS NECK."

First and only CART race I went to, at Mid-Ohio, they did the same thing in the paddock- wets. Coincidentally, even though the race was awesome, the most mind-blowing thing was watching some unknown do a demo lap on a CBR900 or some Honda. The first time you see a road bike at full tilt will make you a fan.

And this is exactly what is wrong with MotoGP. I've been watching religiously since Mugello 2003. I'd rather them red flag a race for wet conditions then have them switch bikes. The idea is about as gratuitous as anything in racing today.

If it gets wet, change the damn tire. And it doesn't take 30 secs. It takes 6.
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Wets, IIRC. Everyone was unsure what the weather for Sunday would be, so a lot of teams were putting on rain tires. (It didn't end up raining.)