Jesus Chrits this is long so I will read it later tonight because I was gonna go out with some people like any typical Friday night but it just kind of fell through and it’s like couples are now doing their own thing more and so if you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend or transfriend then your kinda left with a…

I have a lot of respect for you Kate, but duh? My mother taught me this when I was just a little vwtifuljoe. I’m pretty sure Thomas puts it on the packaging.

Then they have to quit putting Bernie back out there if we’re talking “white and old” ENOUGH!

Where are the GOP members of Congress going to go to solicit underage prostitutes now?

Weren’t people upset Biden did NOT enter the 2016 election? Why is him entering in 2020 such a bad thing? Maybe him running will discourage others like Friggin Cuomo from running.

OK. But again, who is the person we should get behind? Bernie?

Exactly this

Paul, no one is perfect. A president can’t be all things to all people. Get right the fuck over that OR tell us exactly who is your ideal candidate. I wanna meet your unicorn. Oh and he/she needs to be willing to run.

Usually I just use my hands. Just kind of jam your thumb into the muffin where you want the two halves to separate, and work your way around the circumference. If you’re careful, you can get it to split that way, but it won’t be as clean as with a fork. On the other hand, you don’t have to wash a fork.

Don’t want to pile on the author - but I went to my kitchen and checked, and yep, says right on the package of my English muffins to split them with a fork.

Sister Jean saves. And destroys higher seeds.

You know she had Loyola losing in this round right? So much for a sharp mind or divine guidance. She’s got nun of it.

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I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

counter-counterpoint: as a human that touches all kinds of dirty stuff throughout the day, possibly including your private area, just wash your hands. It takes a minute. It’s okay to clean your hands even if there’s not piss on them ;)

You’re missing the important point that washing after using the restroom is a good time to get rid of the germs that you’ve gathered throughout your interactions with other people and objects such as buttons, handles, electronics, etc. that also have germs on them.

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I used to run into him a lot before he got famous, and he was really nice to me and others at first, but became a MAJOR DICK as he started taking off. He had a reputation for just ghosting on shows and that’s just one of the lamest things you can do. He did that to me after enthusiastically agreeing to be on my show.…

I have no opinion of his stand-up (apparently not missing much), but him and Colin Jost had no chemistry when they first started Weekend Update and Che was real bad at reading his lines.

I knew Michael Che back in 2008 / 2009. He was a fledgling comedian in NYC and attended many of the same open mics I was attending. His sets were unmemorable with lazy jokes about girls and race, but he was quite popular with the mostly dude regulars and I guess well connected. I left NYC in 2010 and moved to LA. When…