How the fuck is this numbnuts in charge of anything?

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Just toilet paper for cleaning back there; however, in the comments section on the story about white people going to a black barbecue we got in to quite the discussion about bathing. Towel usage, washcloths (“I learned white folks don’t use washcloths”), and washing our butts. In there I made a joke about spreading my…

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

So this might seem like a dumb question, but does a “fecal transplant” mean that she ate somebody else’s poop to get the bacteria into her stomach? Or did she give herself an enema and then replace the evacuated poop with somebody else’s? The wheels in my head are really spinning right now.

I simply don’t understand why bidets (or bidet seats) aren’t more common. I put a Toto seat in when we remodeled my bathroom and it’s fantastic.

To be fair, this even extends to the players. They are also not allowed to wear a winning team’s gear on the field.

This may be true for YOU and YOUR political views, but there are plenty of people out there who aren’t on the fringes of politics and prefer a more centrist, moderate approach. There is nothing wrong with wanting, say, pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, AND lower taxes and smaller government.

Congrats, Ryan, on being able to live your life the way you like. I hope this has helped you find peace and happiness.

Good for him, this was a courageous act.

You explained this well; Gal Gadot was unknown so she made nothing compared to Cavill. If Wonder Woman had starred Jennifer Lawrence, perhaps our biggest movie star, she would have earned $20 million or more against a huge percentage of the gross ‘cause Jennifer is a proven box office star that brings people into the…

It’s not thermistor vs thermometer. Thermistors can be more than accurate enough to get a good temp. Or should we all toss out our fancy ThermaPens that LifeHacker swears we need in the kitchen?

My must have when I did my kitchen renovation was a cabinet that I could install a Kitchen Aid lift shelf in. It’s similar to this:

I suggest that when an app is only useful for those using a certain operating system that the writer or editor put that into the headline.

so call it a quarter plus?

The sad story of the Third Pound Burger

If I presented fake data to purposely skew from reality, should I expect people to draw from their own knowledge and fudge the math?

It sounds as though you are writing this for a very inexperienced gym user, and to that I would have to say, forget everything you said here and 90% of the comments (someone so inexperienced is not going to have a clue what a Smith machine is). I was 45, totally out of shape and had never been in a gym in my life. I…

Really, gym etiquette dictates that you shouldn't be naked in the changing rooms? That is ridiculous (and quite untrue in my experience).