you know nothing.

Taser to the nuts...that will stop it.

Yep! From a movie called “Bronson”. Pretty good and it’s out on Netflix

Here’s how I feel about the first female Doctor

And that’s why I don’t do the online multiplayer thing. I have enough shit in my life and don’t need more when I playing a game.

Otherwise known as “Why you shouldn’t explode a dead whale”

Damn right.

That’s when you put on the hot sauce or salsa.

And now I’m thinking of the Flintstones..

Bad joke:

All I can say is this:

Okay here is my civility

Well now...

Yeah those guys are jerks. Probably drive big trucks as well

That’s why you ask your partner before you do anything. It applies in BDSM circles and it also applies in “regular” sex as well. If you don’t know, you can end up with something like you experienced (which is inexcusable).  

“Do you want your ass red or just stinging” should be the answer to “spank me”

If you can’t at least do scrambled eggs, GTFO!!

The funny thing is the actual TSA doesn’t have a security skill either.

Because those parts don’t apply to the modern world duh!! Only the parts that let a person discriminate against someone else apply!