This is prime WTF comment

Wait, did Lochte ever actually report the crime? Or was it his mom/tv coverage?

It’s to prevent loading your team with glass-cannons and actually play the game in a balanced manner. Throwing a bunch of Pokes that just have high att/sp.att stats into a team and switching only when you have a type disadvantage destroys gameplay depth. It just becomes a rock-paper-scissors game which, predictably,…

THE BIRD IS JONTRON

I didn’t, it’s in a later reply.

BUT HOW WILL THE OTHER TEAM KNOW THAT I THINK SO LITTLE OF THEM?!

They left a huge mess in the theater, which I would’ve had to clean up on my own had Doug Marrone not stayed behind to help me clean. I don’t care what people say about him, that man is a saint and he was right to take the money and run.

Dragon-types: Noivern, Goodra

Hey man, I went to Vanderbilt, I get it. Ryan Lochte is your Jay Cutler.

Honestly, I don’t see anything in this video that invalidates Lochte’s story. If anything, the three guys getting on the ground is consistent with what he said.

Oh, wow, that’s much worse.

Hey, this better not be a slight at Hootie. I love Hootie.

He didn’t have the perfect team. He had two Dragon-types, two flying-types, no stealth rocks or hazards, he had a pokemon that wasn’t fully evolved. Lots of imbalance, no synergy, he was doomed to fail.

Can we all just go home?

Clearly you’ve never been to Florida State.

She’s not culturally British though. Sure, she has British citizenship. I have triple citizenship myself. But I’ve never permanently lived anywhere other than the US, and if I moved to one of those countries people would most likely treat me like an American rather than a fellow citizen just because of the way I act.…

But how can you benefit from a current if you’re rotting in a corrupt Brazilian jail?

This neglects the fact that the Ofili sisters are also FROM MICHIGAN (and chose to compete for GB because USA Track and Field qualifiers are so dang competitive). So we have the Top 4, really.

I mean, the going rate for an American on ransom is like $100 million, right? Brazil just wants some of that Iran moneyyyyy

But can he play this?: