Blizzard won’t be satisfied until Tracer is the only viable pick. Expect Genji to be nerfed into oblivion.

Doesn’t he have enough money to live in a gated community yet?

Dividing sports by gender is stupid anyway

Wait... people are surprised that boxing is dirty?

I (a Panther’s fan) have a former college roommate (who is a Colt’s fan, our relationship is not unlike Ted Cruz and his former roommate) who has made fun of Cam Newton every season we’ve had him. Cam Newton won Rookie of the Year, and then Luck lost to RGIII in 2012, and he was still convinced through two years that…

You know, if the Warriors implode because there are too many stars, the Thunder title romp is going to be so much fun. Westbrook and Adams just murdering people with straight faces. Oladipo can come too.

There are load times in No Man’s Sky, they’re just very elegantly hidden.

I want to play as that dog.

Can everyone just stop fucking on top of bears for one damn minute?

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a game that was made in 3-4 years and not, you know, a full decade+?

AMERICAN SPIRIT! YEAH! I’M SO PUMPED UP IT’S LIKE EVERY DAY IS AMERICA DAY THIS MONTH

Can we make sliding into home the new dominate strategy?

WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS BORING ASS GAME

+ :(

My favorite part about this is that since this is the second time you were right about this, there is a small community forming dedicated to smearing you. It’s the biggest example of community butthurt I’ve ever seen.

Ah yes, Canada, the Tottenham to America’s Arsenal.

So the apartheid-to-world-champion movie is coming out in 2017, right? Starring Meryl Streep as Ans Botha?

Kind of weird that this even needs to be said but: NBC ≠ America.

There are like 600 medals left, right? What are our chances on hitting 200+ when we’re taking medals we don’t normally take like this?

To be fair, a cake would’ve been waaaay better.