whateverits2005
Whateverits2005
whateverits2005

You acquired a dog from reddit? Now why would you do that?

i can give it to konami

Casca rape scene hardly needs to be the focus of any trailer. Anything that forces me to remember that scene is not appreciated. Whats worst is that I’ve never seen any episode after that...

Naah, Kotaku sent him on Snacktaku quest to review a godly snack called Ambrosia but he had to get it first.

A snacktaku segment went horribly wrong. It affected timespace and destroyed his liver. Now brought hundreds of years into the past, in the cold wind swept pine of the Norselands will Fahey find vengeance.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

“Better Technology”

WBGames’s current stance in this situation:

It’s a game where you run around completely empty cities until a dude in full military gear shoots you in the head from a mile away and then you start over.

Garbage.

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.

Owen Wilson is the Joker?

He’s the fucking best! That short mealy mouthed bastard is one of the most S-Rank people to ever walk this Earth seriously what a cool guy him and his sorta awful movies(but often in a fantastic way) have brought nothing but joy to this planet. His friends, oh wait he doesn’t have friends he only has Family must

You must be new Shane. What you’re looking for is Kotaku Core:

He's too busy eating.