I heard today of a nefarious plan of his to screw your girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place...

Yeah, that’s about as good a comeback as he could hope for. Point, Affleck.

“Thick skin bolstered by garish tattoos”

“Poor nonviolent drug offender”. Fucking ridiculous.

I’m a GenX’r, I receive 90% disability for PTSD from the VA.

Yeah, all those snowflake millennial Vietnam vets. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posttraumatic_stress_disorder#History

Sorry. This lovely artwork doesn’t excuse the fact that Last Jedi was a bad movie.

Commence “THE ONLY THING LAST JEDI SPOILED WAS MY LOVE OF STAR WARS” trolling in 3.... 2.... 1....

Dude, if I hear the voice of negan saying he hopes I have my shit pants, I shoot at him immediately, not wait till he gets out of the shadows! How stupid can Gabriel be???

Why didn’t someone with a rifle just shoot Negan in the goddamn face while he and Rick were having their weird dick measuring conversation?

I’m not arguing that in any way. It’s got 650 HP.

Okay, and I know there’s differences in terms of creature comforts and whatnot, but a $63k Camaro would beat the ever-loving shit out of a $63k 5-series in any performance metric you care to name. I’m not even a huge muscle car/American car guy but this ZL1 is amazing.

Yeah, that’s basically been my experience. I’m not ridiculously shallow and only actually care about half the stuff on that list, but there are guys I’m attracted to and guys I’m not attracted to, and that doesn’t magically change if I go on enough dates with them and try to have sex with them.

Back when I was single, obvs I was trying to get laid.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…