Potentially an all-time great opening line to an article. Good work, Tom.

Tom: you can retire now. You’re never topping the first sentence of this post.

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

Fuck the NCAA and Northwestern for their union busting, explicit and implicit.

Repeat after me... Harper doesn’t face Scherzer. He wasn’t complaining about Greinke getting calls Scherzer wasn’t; he was complaining about an inconsistent strike zone. It would also stand to reason that he’d have no way to judge what Scherzer was getting called. He can’t see the strikezone from RF... regardless of…