It’s the time of year when I both rue and rejoice the fact that I am no longer a Dota player.

You know, you don’t ACCIDENTALLY leave a $7,686 tip when you are paying in cash.

More like Pooperintendent amirite

I just watched Stick It recently, and as nonsensical as it was, I did like that it didn’t undermine its point about the hyper-competitiveness of youth sports being extremely toxic. Varsity Blues completely failed on that front.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

your mom

Hannah...

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

Anybody that talks shit about The Sandlot is an L7 weenie.

no sure how i can watch something that doesn’t exist

You can have Mighty Ducks but if you come for The Sandlot I swear to god I’ll do absolutely nothing other than disagree in the comments.

what the fuck????? what is this bullsiht???? who approved this

His ass

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

This is the good stuff right here.

Fewer. :D

Hey dude, as a former ten-year old who started his tabletop RPG career with Star Fleet Battles, I am always thrilled and inspired by a person whose superpower is their ability to read all of the fine print and exploit it to their advantage.

your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.