I’m puzzled by the behavior of someone who clicks on an article titled “The Cavaliers can’t win Game 5. Or can they? (No) (But maybe)” and then takes to the comments to complain that the article does not make a decisive prediction about what will happen in Game 5.

“You’re telling me!”

Just ask this Phillies fan, or a Cubs fan, or an anything-from-Cleveland fan: When that lone championship does manage to come along after what seems like an eternity of waiting, it feels so much better. At the very least, it sustains you for the next decade or two of absolute sucking you know you’re in for.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

While not carrying the same implication in the real world, “just have fun out there” and “remember to have fun” are staples of pep talks, regardless of sex, and body language is important in athletic endeavors. Both in regards to conveying a message to your opponent, as well as in the sense of ‘fake till you make it’.

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

If you’ve listened to Cahill call a game, he talks an awful lot about body language during a game. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he would have asked a male player to smile in that same situation. At the very least, he would have same something new age-y. Maybe told him to imagine throwing his boobs to the crowd…

My old tennis coach would tell me to smile or keep my head up at the end of the match, it makes it so that you try to finish positively. If you look beat/defeated, it’s a lot easier to let your opponent know to push harder to finish you off. Also, he’s treating her like a child because she’s acting like one... Maybe…

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

The United States only has 10 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

He’s never been IN the black either.

And then Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot...

How the fuck is Kawhi landing on Zaza’s foot ‘Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot’?

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

His friends could see that picture

Finally, I thought. Fucking finally we have a presidential candidate who is not beholden to Wall Street and who will shake things up and bring real change to our Corporatocracy.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..