That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.

You know nobody’s going to read that, right?

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

Barry. Switzer.

Man, that’s just really fucked up.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

yeah, I was more interested in this movie when it was called Pandorum.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

I walked out of the movie with my brother, got into the car, turned to him and said, “They fucking killed everyone. I bet that guy sitting next to me with his 10-year-old is going to have fun explaining that.”

the way I see it is this: The Force Awakens was the Star Wars movie we wanted. Rogue One was the Star Wars movie we *needed*

Then the plans went to idiots Luke and Han . Who got medals for their bumbling drunkenly through life.

Oh he’s definitely an asshole. He’s just a well-educated, smart, talented asshole who does his job about as well as anyone else in the world can.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

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