As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Need a new bikini streamer? Why not Zoidberg?

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

That’s not even fair.

We’ve been screwed here in Loudoun County Va for a while now...

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Thank you for participating.

This is like the ending of a m. night shyamalan movie. Report on all the losses then boom - report on a win. And that they didn’t make the playoffs. A+ effort Samer and friends.

I will miss seeing these.

Cardinals fans, amiright?