Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

This is a bad comment.

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He needs a leg to stand on, first.

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Yeah because he was able to coast on squandered talent his first year in Philly before Jeff gave him the full ability to get rid of most of the decent players on the team. His scheme was laughable garbage from day one.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

I had a feeling Bradford might be decent in a decent system. Chip Kelly did not run a decent system.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible:

That hop-deke at about 49 seconds absolutely slays me.

The genre is referred to as AG Racing, which stands for anti-gravity. But sure, let’s continue argue over shit for no reason.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

OK

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Can’t