Welp, looks like I’ve got to update my “graves to piss on” list.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

I’m not sure you’ve been briefed, but we get a Bear post every Friday. It’s Friday.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

It’s nowhere near the best, but I’ve always thought Mr. 3,000 is really underrated.

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

“Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Philadelphia Eagles”

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Yeah. That’s not how you eat it.

This is bewildering. Stat-head nerd-types will tell you that if you get a man on 3rd with nobody out, he has about an 87-88% chance of scoring. Real old school baseball dudes like me and the Goose will tell you that going from first to third, and doing it in the ugliest fucking way possible, is True Fucking Grit and…

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Didn’t take long for “That Guy” to show up

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

@NerD:blogOtaku: Why would you say this? We're you not entertained? WE'RE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?