Next up: Atlanta Falcons.

All. The. Salt.

The Penguins blew a 3-1 meme.

Pretty cool story. How the fuck the Pens won this game with 12 shots is a more ridiculous story. Not the first time they won a game being outshot. But this was something else.

The Senators are butt.

They finished 19th in goal differential in the regular season with -4, and they had a -2 goal differential in the playoffs. They were propped up by a superstar defenceman, a goalie playing out of his mind, and a system of hockey so boring it made Jacques Lemaire queasy. Good fucking riddance.

Wouldn’t have even been a Game 7 without the abysmal reffing in Game 6, so seems like a wash.

No, it was OT. I guess you also missed the Pens owning these statistical categories: shots, face offs, hits......goals. You probably missed the bogus phantom slashing call in the first too. Maybe next year for the Sens. Probably not.

Losing sucks, I know. Throw your tantrum and then we can talk about all the missed too many men penalties.

Haha it’s funny because you’re accusing someone you’ve never met of having a small penis! Hahah!

Oh Jesus Christ. You got enough help. Jerk my dick.

They had 1 power play in 5 periods against the 4th most penalized team in the league.

Or the phantom slashing call in the first period.

I guess you missed the too many men on the ice call they missed in OT.

Yeah, they actually get called for too many men on the ice. Apparently not Ottawa, they can have up to 8 people on the ice and not get called!

So much salt incoming lmao

The human psyche is not built to endure double OT NHL game 7s

The NHL’s laughably whack playoff format creates a marquee round two matchup – which they then schedule for a puck drop of about 15 minutes before the start of the NFL Draft and simultaneous to the Rangers and Senators game.

Jesus Christ.

All lives do matter though. Even yours brother. I love you.

Alright buddy