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Just let the guy play his conservative victimization card.

All of this is great news, but can you imagine if the Switch had launched with the Tegra X2 processor? Man, it would have been unstoppable. Although I guess it still kind of is.

Huh. I had no idea. Interesting.

I’d settle for enhanced Fallout 3/New Vegas.

This is the correct take

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

Both this and One Punch Man were made by web animators, and it shows you how talented this new generation of creators are. I wish the game industry embraced fan game designers as much as the anime industry encourages web comics.

thank you/fuck you

It really bothers me that the triforce isn’t even centered.

I don’t need an e-sport to tell me I’m masturbation champion.

“$300 for a cow nipple simulator? May as well get a cow.” Joyless people.

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it,

No one went for Butz?

Well Blizzard let’s start allowing PC and consoles play together. (muhahahahaha)

Jason, for all we know this meeting might be the announcement for the Vita 2.

Spoken like someone who hasn’t tried it...

Gonna be honest, I feel that room-scale and sit-down experiences should be separated here. I mainly feel that way because all sit-down experiences in VR have felt like a pointless conversion from comfortable headset-less play to lower-resolution-but-head-tracks play. Meanwhile, the room-scale play is a completely new

Right behind me. Just imagine, I could be giving bad advice, dry humor, and horrible puns on the comment thread for the next HUNDRED YEARS!

I will cut you, Brian.

BUT CAN THEY HAVE TIME-TRAVELING KIDS? THIS IS IMPORTANT.