That’s why you always wear a helmet

He started wearing dresses

and only half that list were caught with PEDs

The strategy has worked, I have increased my lifetime clicks on NDSU stories by infinity percent.

How is this “news”? seems like “a day in Rio”

Looks like Pete had 427 hits in the minors, which is also professional baseball, so there’s more work to be done.

I’ve worked in government finance for 20 years, and large, politically boring projects (bridges, water treatment plants) generally come in 10% over budget because they take 5-10 years to plan and build, during which time legitimately unforeseeable problems arise. You don’t want to put an extra 10% in the budget…

He should definitely pay $500 to sit in an uncomfortable chair and play on his phone for 2 hours like everyone else.

Easy, always buy, because you’re a lying jackass if you think you’re an American who’s going to save your money. You’re going to blow it on weed and motorcycles and uber rides and artisan cheese. Owning is a forced savings mechanism. Everyone who can swing a down payment and expects to stay for five years or more…

stupid premier league, establishing champions with 3420 minutes of gameplay spread equally against a common schedule. Clearly the only way to determine a champion is to play 38 games, then completely throw those results out and play 6 single-elimination games against nearly-randomly selected opponents. Only then is…

Strong Crowd

The biggest problem was ignoring his top picks’ development. Lottery picks are like new cars, they lose half their value when you drive them off the lot. With no coaching and no veteran presence, and (for half a season) no NBA point guard, Noel and Okafor clearly got worse at basketball. Swap Noel for Adams and he’d…

This will encourage my favorite play, the mandatory onsides kick when the receiving team got a personal foul assessed on the kickoff. From midfield, this is basically a free shot at an extra possession, the downside being the receiving team gets the ball around their own 35, a minor difference considering the benefit,…

Actually, you’re quite behind the times. The military has started to acknowledge that that people who join up are more likely to suffer from some degree of mental illness than the general population, as evidenced by the fact that they are not pursuing more traditional american career paths. Feel free to PC troll away,…

that bat flipped all the way to the World Series. Wait. What? Sorry.

Who knew they still used paper and corkboards? Get that school some computers! Education in this country is clearly decades behind our rivals.