The thing that drives me insane about the K clan is this. Kim looks fucking ridiculous. You do you but, the thing is this. There are young women out there comparing themselves to all of them. You will NEVER have a body like Kim’s, she didn’t even have a body like hers. Waist training, plastic surgery, fillers etc etc…

It’s Trump you think he gives a shit? He will have him step down for the good of the country or some such bullshit

Naked!

Nah, he’ll pray until November and then in November he’ll order a bunch of mandatory quarantines in Democrat districts in swing states for the month.

i’d believe in god in a microsecond if mike pence and donald trump were both to drop dead from the coronavirus in the same bed.

Even rats have standards.

workers in New York City uncovered a stockpile of supplies under the Brooklyn Bridge, they found 350,000 “Civil Defense All-Purpose Survival Crackers” available for tasting.

Are you crazy? Government cheese was the best! I know a bunch of people like to knock kraft for being cheese food product and not actual cheese, but government cheese was real cheese. It made the best grilled cheese sandwiches. In fact, in my hometown a lot of the wealthier families who didn’t qualify for getting the…

Do you live where she does? That’s a *very* local market driven thing. Childcare ain’t pants or shoes or celphones. You can’t get it off Amazon, so locals set the price, and a lot of that is set by local govt inspection and licensing fees.

I’m ready!

I think I know how this goes. Something like:

Or that we like her because unlike the other candidates, she actually has a realistic and detailed plan and polices and actually has passed legislation to take on corporate corruption and greed.

As a Warren supporter, I want to see how ACTUAL VOTING goes before giving up on who I feel would far and away be the best President.

Mark my words, if the markets keep failing, Trump will be blaming the outbreak on Obama and Pelosi somehow, and Fox will happily let him do it.

I actually called Senator Kennedy’s (R-LA) office yesterday and left a message thanking him for tearing Chad a new asshole during that hearing, and I do NOT like Senator Kennedy. But he did the nation a service exposing the empty suit that failed upward into the role of Acting Secretary DHS. 

Let’s not forget the fact that SSRI’s are prescribed more often to women and hormonal birth control is only available for women. Both are likely to result in a sharp decline in sexual desire and likelihood of achieving orgasm. Try to find one study sponsored by a pharmaceutical company that is attempting to solve…

An old woman I know told me a story about the time a neighbor molested her when she was a child. She told her daddy and he told her to never say another word about it to anyone ever again. And that night the neighbor was shot to death and his home burned to the ground. No one ever figured out why.

I used to work in a library and I'm pretty sure we had four other books on female sexual health with the exact same unzipped, pink purse cover. I wish publishers would be a little more creative.

As my married best friend says, the best female viagra would be a husband that does his share of the housework and parenting and a workplace that actually accommodates working mothers’ needs.

Being permanently invisible would be rather horrible. Every passing car a death trap, because they won’t stop for you, and won’t call for an ambulance if you are hit. Always having to dodge other people to avoid bumbing into them and revealing yourself. Making sure no one see you making footprints etc. Worrying about…