There’s only a rumor that RDJ was behind an anonymous blog which depicted the seeder side of Hollywood. It made for some salacious reading but I can't account for its veracity.

That’s an understandable reaction, but it didn’t feel that way at the time. I would often feel bad for people that were hurt by stuff that came out in the paper, (they would confront me, and be very upset. being screamed at is a very big part of journalism they don’t tell you about) but I thought of it as my job to…

So, I’m not saying this is correct, or even good. But when i was a crime reporter, I thought of my job as being about relentlessly putting out all the information I could find. The accused would get mad, the victim’s families would get mad, and I told myself that it wasn’t my job to help or hurt any of those people,…

You joke but at some point a scandal will break about a company self-dealing by utilizing software to mimic having whatever amount of clicks/views you want, then leveraging it for loans and/or increased market share.

Now if we can just replace viewers with AIs, we won’t need humans for the Internet at all, and we can just go outside for a little while.

I mean, Raphie learned that lesson with his Little Orphan Annie decoder coin, and it was also Keanu Reeves’ whole storyline in Toy Story 4. Realizing you’re being relentlessly and shamelessly lied to by monolithic corporations every second of every day from the moment you understand spoken language until the very…

Hence, food porn and the subsequent subgenres: “Glossy” cakes, “fake” foods that look like something else, “time-saving” cooking hacks, “step-sister” soup making.... I might be conflating the two worlds of porns.

There are classes being taught in Elementary school these days that could easily be titled “If You Saw it on the Internet It’s Probably Bullshit”. There’s hope for the future. 

So you’re saying there’s a SECOND form of porn on the internet that isn’t realistic? 

it’s going to be so funny when literally the entire internet is destroyed because of ad-revenue. i guarantee you start seeing ‘the magazine’ as a hot new way to digest content, with no pop-ups! 

Let's see where all these Millennial guys land on the subject in 10 years (having inevitably packed on 20 more pounds and approaching age 50). Gen-X-men-on-TV Corden, Colbert, and Kimmel have all acknowledged wearing spanx (because you do whatcha gotta do). Meanwhile, women have been enduring the “beauty=pain” thing…

YUSS!!!

They were fighting to preserve their way of life. A way of life that included slavery which last I checked, was pretty fucked.

Sorry, I kept getting kinjaed because an ad won’t load, thanks to that fucking herb Jim Spanfeller.

It was a direct reversal of the settlement by the same judge who oversaw the settlement in the first place. The whole thing was stunningly corrupt. This is a good explication by one of the whistleblowers:

This woman is an evil stepmother in a Disney live-action flick starring the latest child actor.

Yeah, it was clearly in reference to the interview. This shouldn’t be a thing. It’s kinda depressing that people are so hot for the take-down that they will totally disregard, like, basic syntax.

RE: Jim Carrey

Yeah, but children want what they want, and if my friends who have kids are any indicator, 70 percent of being a parent is getting the little shits to shut up for five fucking minutes.

You’ve never shopped with a three-year old, who can spot a Frozen character at 100 yards. And sure, you say no, but it makes grocery shopping unnecessarily fraught. I say ban the kid-directed marketing for all foods as a start.