Dear Lord,

Came because I was pretty sure I recognized the waterfront, was not disappointed. I mean, I’m always disappointed that our country has historically been a super shitty to anyone not a white male, but, you know.

Gah. That means he’s been doing his schtick for decades. What a wanker.

As a former FSU undergrad, I am continuously surprised at the way Brother Jed keeps popping up in things. That man was (is?) scum and anything connected to him can safely be considered the same.

I’ve never been more glad that my work computer has instagram as one of the blocked sites. Otherwise, my eyeballs would be dead by now, I suspect.

Not his knuckles.

Yes. Me all day: scheming on ways to keep my tots off the internet forever. I didn’t have free access to the internet (there was no social media) until I got to college. It’s fine, they’ll live. Hopefully, they’ll live happier. I don’t even care if they hate me for a decade or so, as long as they never feel pressured…

It’s another big win for gerrymandering in North Carolina. Give Gerry a hand, everyone.

Never forget this country gave the right to vote to their former slaves before they gave it to their daughters. Some folks will hate her more for being a woman than they ever hated Obama for being black.

I will never work at a place that requires a code to use the restroom... That’s some bs.

Even for just-starting-out freelance work, on-the-side work, extra-bonus-money work, $20 for 3 hours is really low. To suggest otherwise, you likely are seriously undervaluing your own time and skills. Look at it the other way. Would you pay $20 to be able to be free to sit still and relax or do what you want? Some…

$20 for 3 hours?!?!! Dude, that is ... not a good use of your time.

I want this on a shirt now. But I want to sell it to folks who will wear it and believe it. You know, stupid folks. How do I get a vendor permit for the next Trump rally?

...because he is a crack negotiator. The best. Huge deals on gun reform, huge.

As compared to New Republican, which has all the old racist taste but half the filling common sense. Now you can drink 4 or 5 cans of the stuff before you’ve got to pee.

The gall. Delicious, thank you.

Wow. Wowwww. What did they do when people called them on their bs?? I need to know how this worked out. I know council members usually don’t respond to people in public comment periods, but, did THEY say anything? Tell me more!

I didn’t know it WASTN’T Margot until I read the story just now. 

How is this not the top comment?

Again ... you should see my girls try to kill each other with rough play. Always have. Rough isn’t a gender either.