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Heyyyy... so did my girls. Cars aren’t gendered.

I think I saw how this kids turns up the other night in an episode of Lodge 49 (the new pool guy’s son). It’s pretty terrifying. (Also, Lodge 49 is great, and everyone should watch it.)

The women who use this label tell me more about themselves than the label tells me about their children. For almost every boymom thing I read, I have a daughter who has done the same thing. It’s all ridiculous.

Who is editing this stuff? Read your first sentence. Read it again. Keep reading it until you figure out what word is missing.

I’m not sure the point of your comment is, but... they’re supposed to be rear facing for as long as possible because it’s safer. I don’t know what country you are in, but I’ll get a ticket if my kids face forward too soon. And I wasn’t talking at all about car models, I was talking about the fact that the toddlers are

This. Try walking in when you’re alone with one or multiple tiny children. I will laugh at your frustration from the comfort of my car (in the drive-thru lane) and I don’t care if it’s shorter (it won’t be, when you’re fighting to get them back in the car without getting run over and fighting to get them buckled into

Wish I could give more stars.

Possibly, but in a scrum where folks are just shouting questions (which I’m guessing this was?) a lengthy, well-explained question is never going to make it through the noise.

YES.

Hey, fellow grey person. No one’s going to approve this comment because it’s so much more fun to make fun of “teh mediuh” but points for trying.

Am I the only one who has ever had an editor say, “Get a quote from (person) about (the thing),” and then you have to ask dumb questions like this? How do people not realize reporters ask questions ALL THE TIME that they already know the answer to, but they need a QUOTE. Because JOURNALISM. Like, great, I guess, they

I deeply hope that all the insurance execs are shitting their pants over the slim possibility that their jobs might vanish. That’s a sliver of a fraction of the anxiety they’ve given the millions of people (and their families) who are ill or dying. Yes, I’m sure SOME of them, probably many, would transfer into the new

And I’m sure that will get him more in the future. Failing upwards at its finest.

This. All day this. Anyone with a basic understanding of libel is just like, “That’s not how any of this works!”

It’s been strange to me that this hasn’t gotten more airtime or ink or whatever. The kid’s lawyers sure wanted to make a lot of noise when they went about filing papers. Where you at, chums?

It’s freeing. Embrace it. There’s no rule that says you have to keep trying to listen to music that probably isn’t aimed at you anyhow. 

Yes. I always feel relieved when I don’t recognize any names, though. I’m like, “Yup, glad I’m done having to pretend to give a shit about this week’s non-stars.”

You need to get out more. And watch Jeremiah Johnson some day. These are contradictory things, but try.

So... win-win, then?

Well, it’s essentially Hamlet, so... They’re working within a certain framework.