Wait til they do Cadbury Eggs.

Cheese food. LOL

You maybe don’t know many folks who pass out drunk regularly? You can do the rumba around them, they won’t wake up.

I love her.

Maybe folks should print up some cheap yard signs that say: “Join Nextdoor to hear how many racists live around here.” Just put them in your own yard, see what happens. If you’re not commenting on the app, they can’t know ban you, right, so they’ll always wonder which one (online) is the snitch. It’s making me smile…

A poster named Milton Berle’s Cock, who likes to post the same meme over and over, “good job, gun nuts” or something like that, with a photo of Milton Berle smoking a cigar. His post was made for this story, yet it is missing from the comments.

This sounds good, but if you have the money, why not just give someone some food? If they have to beg for food, they probably don’t have transportation, or money for transportation, and saying “go across town”or “here’s an agency that will make you stand in line and fill out papers before they decide if they can help…

I hope you find a new job soon. You’re worth more than what it sounds like you’re being treated as.

Like that time that we were told we were under a wages freeze, and all the men got raises because they threatened to quit, but none of them told the lone woman in the office how they got around the wage freeze? Is that how this works?

It’s the “own the libs” challenge. Pass it on!

Hahahahaha... I’d love to see how non-violent some of these sad boys get when some big dude suggests he’d like to “give them a ride” sometime. Please sell tickets to that freakshow.

Anyone who wants to talk about abortion as a violent act to the woman needs to watch a bunch of those childbirth videos they showed us in Lamaze class.

There’s a whole sub sect of Christians who know Trump is the worst, but view him as a tool for God, and that’s why they support him. They are the ones who are also cheering on the destruction of everything to bring on the End Times, I think.

If it’s truly a miracle, God doesn’t need any help to keep it going. (hint: it’s not, though)

Yes, it’s a bit like changing the language from “teaching women to prevent rape” to “teaching men not to rape women” like listing stats on the number of women raped CONVENIENTLY leaves out that there is a corresponding number of men raping women. Let’s flip the script. I’m guessing 1 in 4 men has been responsible for…

Thanks to that thumbs line, someone on Twitter posted a HOTDAMN gif and it turns out now I really need to see a (probably bad?) Keanu movie called “Siberia.” 

Heyyyy... maybe the lesson that day was in how to get around having a warrant and in seeing how easy it was to do whatever you want because you’re a cop. They just had the bad luck to get someone who wasn’t willing to play along.

Here’s a thought for all the journalists and critics and whatnot who find themselves stumbling into some backwater for whatever reason to tell a story to the wider world. Most of the locals don’t really care to give you “the real story” and some will just fuck with you for their own entertainment. Some with fuck with…

I am confused. I thought the entire idea of covering for her particular religion was about modesty, like it is for many Christians. Allowing yourself to be photographed in traditionally sexy poses, for a publication which is purely about being sexy (in this issue) seems... not modest? I’m not judging her faith or her…

The one and only time I drove in NYC I was driving this big van and thought I could fit between two cars on the street. I could not. I tore a decent hole in the car on the right, which was legally parked on the curb. Mortified, I do the good-person thing and call the accident so the poor dude can get my work’s insuranc…